I'm Jordan Paige, I currently live in Seattle. Having lived in the Northwest my whole life, I find what's in my backyard to be amazing. In general, I have a great appreciation for the nature of America. I'm an avid hiker, and I would have pizza and beer for dinner everyday if I could. Follow me on my travels and as I search for the world's best pizzeria.

My little brother who is fifteen was caught doing meth today at school.

I’m three hours away from him. I can’t help him. I don’t know how to help him. But I want to help him. How can someone so young get so fucked up?

2 weeks ago
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I'm fucking miserable.

uncertainwill:

And it’s getting worse. :/

 Me too.

4 weeks ago
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Lost Lake in Hood River, OR

Lost Lake in Hood River, OR

1 month ago
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I was going to edit the color, but I love this photograph too much. It captures the essence of Paris so perfectly. Everything seems overwhelmingly busy, but there’s an evocation of quiet romanticism that makes the city slow down.

I was going to edit the color, but I love this photograph too much. It captures the essence of Paris so perfectly. Everything seems overwhelmingly busy, but there’s an evocation of quiet romanticism that makes the city slow down.

1 month ago
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The Louvre in Paris, France

The Louvre in Paris, France

1 month ago
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so there's this woman

and she’s on an airplane
flying to meet her fiance,
and they’re flying over the largest ocean on planet earth,
and she’s sitting next to this man
who she had tried to start a conversation with,
and the only thing she had heard him say was to order his bloody mary.
and she’s sitting there, reading this really arduous article
about a third world country she couldn’t even pronounce the name of
and she’s feeling very bored and very dispondent.

and suddenly,
there was this huge mechanicle failure
and one of the engines gave out
and they just started falling thirty thousand feet
and the pilot’s on the microphone and he’s saying,

“i’m sorry, i’m sorry, oh my god, i’m sorry.”
and he’s just apologizing.

and she looks at the man and she says,
“where are we going?”
and he looks at her and he says,
“we’re going to a party.
it’s a birthday party,
it’s your birthday party.
happy birthday, darlin.

we love you very, very, very much.”

2 weeks ago
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Hidden Falls in Yellowstone

Hidden Falls in Yellowstone

1 month ago
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Fuck Twilight

Robert Pattinson and the tanner guy, yeah they’re fucking hot as shit. Sure. But Bella is the weakest female character in the history of English.

1. She is always needing to be saved. I get that vampires and werewolves have intense super powers but does she really need to be so spineless all the fucking time?

2. I only read the first book, I never read New Moon but from the previews for the movie I want to shoot myself in the face. Oh no, Edward breaks up with her. Now she wants to put herself in danger because that’s the only way she gets to see him. Seriously? She has no character complexities, no interests outside of being with Edward that she pretty much says it’s okay to nearly kill yourself? Bull shit. Women have come far enough to not be expected to only think about love and now some Mormon cunt of a “writer” is putting us back 40 years. Way to go, bitch.

3. From what I’ve seen in the preview she’s trying to save Edward, gets there, is thrown to the ground, and cries helplessly. Awesome.


Stephanie Meyers: fuck you.

I realize this has nothing to do with traveling, but I’m so sick of watching the previews for Twilight and hearing the 7-year-old girl I babysit tell me how she wants to be just like Bella. It breaks my heart. And I’m not exaggerating. Twilight is right up there with Miley Cyrus in ruining youth.

1 month ago
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A Rue by Au Lapin Agile Cabaret in Paris, France where Picasso and other artists got together for small performances. Usually dirty poems were read by said artists.

A Rue by Au Lapin Agile Cabaret in Paris, France where Picasso and other artists got together for small performances. Usually dirty poems were read by said artists.

1 month ago
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Rue Amelie in Paris, France

Rue Amelie in Paris, France

1 month ago
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